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How to Open a Secret Account in Switzerland
by Paul Gibson

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Posted by Paul Gibson
Wouldn’t you want to know how to create your own “tax haven�? This week we take a look at how to open those coveted secret Swiss bank accounts and maybe even a business or two in the Cayman islands...Why is Switzerland so special? How do these people get away with murder while the rest of us would surely be prosecuted for tax evasion?

So what’s the secret? You can actually open a Swiss bank account for as low as 80€. Sound like a trap? It’s actually not. Foreigners can open up what they call “offshore bank accounts� in foreign countries and enjoy all sorts of advantages, such as 100% privacy and financial independence. These accounts are only open to non-residents in a foreign country.

That sounds really good, but why would you want your financial records to be secret or private? That’s what public authorities want to know! And the answer they’re getting is that only criminals are interested in secret or private bank accounts. So now Switzerland and the US, for example, have signed a treaty (the Swiss Treaty) which waives these “bank account secrecy� laws that protect supposed “secret accountholders� and forfeits all of their records to the authorities to be closely examined or scrutinised. Funds that are considered to be part of any money laundering or tied to criminal activities are easily frozen and their assets forfeited. Sure, you may still want to open a bank account in Switzerland, especially for tax reasons, but nowadays banks in Switzerland can not offer any specific guarantee as to the extent your account will be protected.

There are however, some major differences between your account at BBVA, Santander or Banco Popular and an account with any Swiss Bank. One major difference is that the right to privacy in Switzerland is certainly more protective of the individual or business accountholder. A Swiss bank must abide by Swiss law which binds them on three levels: bankers are the ones in charge of protecting privacy; they are also considered to have an “agency relationship� with their accountholders, much like a doctor/patient relationship requiring confidentiality; and finally, Swiss law outlines the duties and obligations of both accountholders and banks. All of these differences arise from differences between the civil law (in Switzerland) and common law, which is prevalent in most countries.

Swiss banks have won a reputation of their own. They were considered to be the protectors of German Jews during World War II, for example. However, Switzerland has also been rumoured to have “bought their freedom� from Germany under Hitler. Whatever the case, their world renown as a Secret Banker still holds true today.

But one of the most interesting advantages to holding a Swiss bank account is still the absence of any capital gains tax! So next time you want to buy some extra shares in Telefonica, do it from your “secretâ€? Swiss account at Credit Suisse! Don’t worry, no one will ever find out… I’ll keep it a secret…I promise!

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7 comments for How to Open a Secret Account in Switzerland

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Cris
Re: How to Open a Secret Account in S... by Cristina

Hello,
Unfortunately, I don’t have to worry about putting my money in a secret bank accounts. I don’t have that much!
Best regards,
Cristina

Paulg
Re: How to Open a Secret Account in S... by Paul

Good morning Cristina….Don’t worry about having a lot of money… the important thing is to steal as little money as you can and then stick it into a secret account!
There are some true experts in this field! In the US there was the man who would charge a penny or two extra everyday for specific products or the typical example of the cashier who took a quarter every day for years and invested it away… Accounts are great for hiding stolen money… (if you can fool the bank, you can fool anybody!) Of course, the article was not written to invite people to cheat or steal and especially not to given anyone lessons in embezzling or commiting fraud..we have the city hall in Marbella for that.

Paulg
Re: How to Open a Secret Account in S... by Paul

I think I know some people near Malaga who could have used some Swiss Accounts ….

Silueta
Re: How to Open a Secret Account in S... by Gema

You’re right, on the news, they told that the rulling classes had a lot of accounts in Switzerland apart from the luxurious houses, cars…!
I like your article, but I think that before of it, you should have written one about how to get money (a lot of money!!!) to have an account in Switzerland, have you thought about it?
I would like that in this article, you propose us a legal way to get money….becuase, to rob a bank, or something like this aren’t very original.

Paulg
Re: How to Open a Secret Account in S... by Paul

Thanks for your comments Gemma….
Since the last time we “blogged” we now have Jesulin’s wife involved in some sort of “scandal” involving the social security system. It looks like she paid to have her medical records changed to reflect her “incapacity” or “handicap”... (Why did she do that, she could have gotten that legally without paying a cent…, right?)..I don’t know.
As far as “making money” and “money-making” ideas… well, I do have some very good thoughts on that, but I am not allowed to solicit business on this website. If I have some “free money-making advice,” you will certainly be one of the first to know.

Silueta
Re: How to Open a Secret Account in S... by Anonymous

Apart of the scandal of Jesulin’s wife (she paid 4 million pts to obtein a permanent invalidity for her mother) is most terrible the Marbella’s scandal.
I don’t understand how Hacienda didn’t surprise when a person in a few years appears in the position number 3 of the richer in Spain. But Im sure that if I do a wrong IRPF’s declaration I’ll have a fine.
I don’t think that I could open an account in Switzerland at least my quiniela will win the next sunday.
Best wishes!

Paulg
Re: How to Open a Secret Account in S... by Paul

Well Anonymous,
One thing is for sure, if the Spanish Revenue Authorities or Spanish Revenue Service didn’t investigate them before, that’s a sure sign that “somebody” has friends in “high places.” But on the other hand, you can’t blame “Hacienda” for not investigating. The businesses that Mr. Rocca set up would actually be legitimate, if it weren’t for the fact that the business obtained through them, was obviously illegally obtained.
There is nothing wrong with opening a Real Estate firm or even a Radio Station – the problem comes in when you are in charge of handing out Real Estate licenses, or in charge of distributing the airwaves for local radio stations.
Something tells me there is a coverup on the part of the local Andalusian government that has been going on since the 80s and we all know who’s in charge over there.

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